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[Work] Well, kibbles, guess someone else ties it off when they're done...

So, today had a rather interesting (yet disgusting) event turn the day on it's ear.


My body demands that I remove my bodily waste, so I excuse myself from the salesfloor to trundle off to the restroom. I go in, drop my pants, settle on the can and begin my business... And as I'm sitting there, I notice something over in the corner of the stall.

Hidden between the door and the wall, in that little nook that the privacy thing holds, is a condom. It's filled with something, and is propped up on it's tip against the corner. It's tied off at the end, and the remaining rubber of the opening shows what the contents are.

Someone shat into a condom.

And tied it off.

And left it there.

I blink. I would have immediately left and told housekeeping about the fectoral prophylactic, but my colon was busy. So instead I sit, pondering the nature of the thing. Was the individual in question constipated, and decided to roll the pecker-hat over their detritus for amusement? Did they fish it out of the bowl for this purpose? Did they bring it in with them? How was I going to write this post? The condom itself was otherwise clean, leading me to believe that they had either cleaned it off before propping, or were just meticulous.

Anyway, after finishing up, I flush, get myself back in order, and step out. Just outside the restroom is the Linens department, and one of the divisonal boys is right by the door. I point him to the bathroom souvenir as I slip over to a phone to contact the office about getting housekeeping to come in and remove the "brown recluse".
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So, today had a rather interesting (yet disgusting) event turn the day on it's ear.

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My body demands that I remove my bodily waste, so I excuse myself from the salesfloor to trundle off to the restroom. I go in, drop my pants, settle on the can and begin my business... And as I'm sitting there, I notice something over in the corner of the stall.

Hidden between the door and the wall, in that little nook that the privacy thing holds, is a condom. It's filled with something, and is propped up on it's tip against the corner. It's tied off at the end, and the remaining rubber of the opening shows what the contents are.

Someone shat into a condom.

And tied it off.

And left it there.

I blink. I would have immediately left and told housekeeping about the fectoral prophylactic, but my colon was busy. So instead I sit, pondering the nature of the thing. Was the individual in question constipated, and decided to roll the pecker-hat over their detritus for amusement? Did they fish it out of the bowl for this purpose? Did they bring it in with them? How was I going to write this post? The condom itself was otherwise clean, leading me to believe that they had either cleaned it off before propping, or were just meticulous.

Anyway, after finishing up, I flush, get myself back in order, and step out. Just outside the restroom is the Linens department, and one of the divisonal boys is right by the door. I point him to the bathroom souvenir as I slip over to a phone to contact the office about getting housekeeping to come in and remove the "brown recluse". <_<

The lady at the other end of the phone hears me describe the find. Her surprised blinking is nearly audible over the phone. "Okay. Now I've heard everything."

I hang up, and get back to work.
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People are freakin' weird, mang. o_o
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