Why is it that most of the movies I'm dying to see all are getting shitty to average reviews? The Italian Job, Bad Boys II, Johnny English, Pirates of the Carribean, LXG, The Hulk, Bruce Almighty, 2 Fast 2 Furious (which is tempting me to see, surprisingly enough)... I've even read some reviews of Finding Nemo that depict the movie as horrid.
These aren't fan reviews, either. These are published suckers.
Yet T3 and Legally Blonde 2 have consistently been getting above average to good reviews.
I swear, some of these fucks wouldn't know a good movie if it bent them over and plowed them up the arse.