THREE THINGS THAT SCARE ME:
01 | Poverty and debt.
02 | Causing others emotional pain...
03 | ...The ensuing emotional pain that I will be forced to endure for causing it to others.
THREE PEOPLE WHO MAKE ME LAUGH:
01 | My neighbor, Josh.
02 | Mathew Coyne, wherever that bastard may be.
03 | Chris Gores, a coworker.
THREE THINGS I LOVE:
01 | Having my daily Diet Coke at Tony Roma's.
02 | Buying random shit because I can.
03 | Cyberpunk.
THREE THINGS I HATE:
01 | Screaming children in my store.
02 | Having to work.
03 | Debt collectors. >_<
THREE THINGS I DON'T UNDERSTAND:
01 | People whom rename crappy movies to ones people might want, then distribute. As much as I don't want to pay money to see xXx, I'd rather not eat up bandwidth to try DLing it and instead get Half Baked, fucko.
02 | Myself.
03 | How to properly kiss ass in a job interview.
THREE THINGS ON MY DESK:
01 | Die Another Day on DVD.
02 | CD-R spindle.
03 | A freshly opened can of Diet Shasta Cola.
THREE THINGS I'M DOING RIGHT NOW:
01 | Doing this survey.
02 | Attempting to awaken myself via diet caffiene intake, after only a four hour catnap between the closing and opening shift...
03 | Talking to fallofrain on BGM... Kinda... as we are the only two on. o_o
THREE THINGS I CAN DO:
01 | Bitch.
02 | Whine.
03 | Moan.
THREE WAYS TO DESCRIBE MY PERSONALITY:
01 | A decently put-together cynical and jaded facade.
02 | Calm unless at work.
03 | Eager to please, if you're the right person.
THREE WAYS TO DESCRIBE MY LOOKS:
01 | Redhead.
02 | Male redhead.
03 | Male redhead who looks like a tank.
(these are indeed the three descriptors that are most used to describe me)
THREE THINGS I CAN'T DO:
01 | Read minds.
02 | Code anything but HTML. ;_;
03 | Earn enough money to feel like I'm not spinning my fucking wheels.
THREE THINGS I SAY THE MOST:
01 | Fuck.
02 | Did you find everything alright today? (Kill me.)
03 | Bon Marche Accessories. This is Michael, how may I help you? (Kill me now.)
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE FOODS:
01 | Chicken Cordon Bleu.
02 | My father's Chicken Curry.
03 | Chicken Bisque Soup.
None of which I can have on my current diet, mind you.
THREE THINGS YOU'D LIKE TO LEARN:
01 | Graphic design.
02 | Computer animation and design.
03 | What it's like to be filthy stinking rich beyond comprehension.
THREE BEVERAGES YOU DRINK REGULARLY:
01 | Diet Coke/Pepsi/Shasta/RC/Select/etcetera.
02 | Diet cream soda.
03 | Chai.
THREE SHOWS YOU WATCHED WHEN YOU WERE A KID:
01 | M * A * S * H.
02 | Night Court.
03 | KOIN 6 (Portland, OR) Evening News. c.c;