Your objective is simple: Widespread Misery.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Money
To begin your plan, you must first seduce a chosen one. This will cause the world to give one another worried looks, baffled by your arrival. Who is this threat to our children? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as a dark gunslinger?
Next, you must sabotoge Fort Knox. This will all be done from a corporate tower, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of ninjas hasten to do your every bidding.
Finally, you must covertly move your great supernatural forces, bringing about horrors beyond man's comprehension. Your name shall become synonymous with all that is wrong with the world, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your superior firepower, and the world will have no choice but to restore your credit rating.
Birthday: March 13th.
Hair Color: Rust
Eye Color: Steel Blue
Eye Color of Choice: Me likes mine eyeses.
Writing Hand: Right.
BODY ILLS AND SKILLS
Nervous Habits: Nail biting, silence.
Do you bite your nails?: Yesh.
Are you double jointed?: Yes.
Can you roll your tongue: Yes.
Can you blow smoke rings?: Nein.
Can you blow spit bubbles?: Never tried.
Can you cross your eyes?: Only if I focus on my nose.
On the average, how much money do you carry in your purse/wallet?: Not much.
What jewelry do you wear 24/7?: My charming smile?
Favorite Piece of Clothing: My 'OFFICIAL MEMBER: BITCH AND MOAN ABOUT EVERYTHING CLUB' teeshirt.
Do you wind your spaghetti or cut it?: Can't have it. But I wound when I could.
Have you ever eaten Spam?: Yeshhir. No likey.
How often do you brush your teeth?: Not as oft as I should.
How often do you shower/bathe?: Every day, at least once.
How long does your shower last?: Twenty minutes or more.
Have you ever colored/highlighted your hair?: It doesn't take. I'd like to bleach my hair out sometime.
If the fountain of youth existed, would you drink from it?: Fark yesh.
Do you paint your nails?: Not since I was goth.
Do you swear?: Me, swearing? What kind of shit is that? I don't fucking swear, ever.
Do you ever spit?: Rarely.
WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE...
Food: Chicken Cordon Bleu.
Flower: Bird of Paradise.
Cartoon: The Hakkenden?
Shoe Brand: Rockport.
Subject in school: Creative writing.
Color: Steel gray.
Person to talk to online: fallofrain, agermain, unclejam, neomeruru, greentease... Hell. Most everyone on my friend's list.
Sport: Full-contact martial arts.
Body part on/in you: Calves. I got nice calves.
TV show: Mail Call on the History Channel.
Movie: Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
Holiday: Free Stuff Day.
Vacationing Spot: Anywhere.
Thing To Do In The Summer: Anything but work.
Thing To Do In The Winter: Anything but work.
TV Station: The History Channel.
IN AND AROUND
The CD Player: Weird Al populates my MP3 player.
Person you talk most on the phone with: My mother.
Do you regularly check yourself out in store windows and mirrors?: Yes. Strangely enough.
What color is your bedroom?: White.
Do you use an alarm clock?: Yes.
Name one thing you are obsessed with: Control.
Have you ever skinny-dipped with the opposite sex?: Not yet. Any volunteers? ^_~
Ever sunbathed nude?: Not gonna happen. I fry.
Window seat or aisle?: Window.
LA LA LAND
What's your sleeping position?: On my side or back.
Do you snore?: I've been told so.
Do you sleepwalk?: No.
Do you talk in your sleep?: Not really.
Do you sleep with a stuffed animal?: Only if the cat's eaten.
How about with the light on?: Ack, no.
Do you fall asleep with the TV or radio on?: I would if tarx could.
Picture this: You've just inherited a pile of money from a dead relative, under one very odd restriction -- you can only use it to purchase five arcade games. Assuming you can get any machine you want (classic arcade, modern arcade, skeeball, pinball, etc) without rarity/availability concerns and that you have a nice den that'll fit all five of 'em... what would you pick, why did you pick it, and what's your most memorable past experience with that game?
- Capcom vs. SNK 2 - Capcom - 2D Fighter
My major reason for this one is that IT SIMPLY IS THE BEST FIGHTER I'VE EVER PLAYED. I love it. Love it love it. Getting my ass kicked by jaiden (only when he used Dan) kinda cemented that. A l4 Dan whupped me, and I vowed to never let that happen again. ^_^;
- Attack From Mars - Bally/Midway - Pinball
OMGOMGOMG. There was nothing I remember better about working for Matt's Cavalcade of Comics then this game. It was a 50's B-grade Sci-fi Movie lover's wet dream. I played it for hours on end.
- Pump It Up! 2nd Premere - Andamiro - Dance
The sheer amound of my money that the local arcade has gotten because of this game should cement my need for having it in my fictional den. When I play, I get CROWDS. Hoorj.
- Police 911 - Konami - Gun
The first time I laid eyes on this game at GameWorks, I knew I had to try it. Four hours later, I'd beaten it a dozen times, and my thighs burned like the fires of Mount Doom. Now it's at Tilt, and I'm a happy boy.
- X-Men Arcade - ? - Sidescroller
Nightcrawler. Purr. But, also, there was one monster cabinet that would just ROCK to see again... There were eight selectible characters in the regular two- or four-person cabinets... There was one machine that was at the Tilt in Albany, OR that had each position preprogrammed for a certain character. EIGHT PERSON ROMP THROUGH THE X-MEN UNIVERSE. RAR. Lub.