Grand Tsar of The Klopfenstein Institute of Cloud Shape Analysis and Junior-High School, J. Random Nobody
Captain of Death and Bitch Slaps, J. Random Nobody
Minor Padishah-In-Training of Cheesy Comestibles, Your Dad and Waking And Baking, J. Random Nobody
Vincent:
Crown Marshall of The Reformed Order of Stating The Obvious, Vincent Ivan Walrustitty
Assistant Deputy of The Institute for Promotion of Bitch Slaps, Vincent Luftwafte Valentine
Paladin of Cannibalistic Rituals to the Glory of Quantum Mechanics, Don Vincent Jose Valentine VI
Kuo:
Duchess of Ramen Flava' Packets, Da Kuo Otta
Warden Junior Grade of Making Cheerleaders Squeal, Scrum-Diddly Da Kuo Otta
Vice Commander of The Love Which Dare Not Speaketh Its Name, Perky-L'il Da Otta, The Just
Moi:
Sub Czar of Beating Dead Horses, Michael Trevor von Protopapas, the First Which Beareth Said Name
Knight of The Inept Navy of Pimpin' Hos, Brother Michael Eastham
El Rey of The Association for the Promotion of Random Acts of Violence, Bobby Trevor Eastham