And thus was my nose last night. Dear ghods, I never thought a human could bleed that much without heavy trauma. It took me over a half hour to stem the bleeding enough to consider going to bed... Which, when I did, I did with a piece of tissue lodged in my septum.
The last time I saw that much blood was from my leg after the FEMORAL COMPOUND FRACTURE (little reverb for da Roon). I literally had a stream coming down into the sink. x.x