I've had five coworkers ask me how the Vendor Fair was. The next question, from each, was something like, "You and Melissa get busy?"
After I tell them that no, Missa Melissa was ill and I saw her for a full ten minutes total, and stayed with Jewls at the Hyatt, the following question was pretty much, "Get a little sumpin-sumpin from Julie, then?"
The last question soon followed. "Damn. You struck out, didn'tcha?"
I guess they think Harry right.
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