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	435 User Number: 133929 Date Created:2001-05-14 Number of Posts: 148
The wild Da Kuo Otta' can often be found trudging around the Handbags department of the Olympia, Washington Bon Marche, looking for loose paper and fallen bags. While normally unarmed, the creature is still highly dangerous, and should be approached with caution. Or cookies. Oatmeal Raisin.
Strengths: Adaptable, Persistant, Agreeable, loves to learn. The Consolodation Master.
Weaknesses: Addicted to caffiene. Easily angered while at work. Fudges dice rolls in tabletop RPGs. Gets more stubborn when faced with stubborness. Online quizzes.
Special Skills: Can imbibe his weight in Diet Soda. Has eight to ten years of martial arts under his soon-to-be black belt. Can create room enough for one more of anything, anywhere.
Weapons: Rant, 2d4. Martial Arts, 3d10+8. Firearms, Weapon damage +1d6.
Major Allies: tarx, agermain, adequatemagic, eisenkreis, unclejam, happyturk, neomeruru, kibbles, greentease, jaiden.

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