It's like a real post, only not!
- 17:52 Someone on the train is dressed as bacon. #
- 18:22 Enforcing helps make boomy voices boomier when people need to fucking move. #
- 18:26 Only time of the year where you'll see a real cop standing next to a kid dressed as a cop who is standing next to a leather daddy cop. #
- 22:59 She's like aspartame. Incredibly sweet, but there's nothing there. #
- 01:53 Had a lovely evening with @twindigo. Classy lady, that one. #