January 19th, 2004

Zero Punctuation - Demon Thing

[Hoedown!] Happy Birthday Hoedown!

Happy birthday to you
I hope you like the gift
I'll even buy you a drink
If you'll just give me a lift
But what age did you turn
To ask I was afraid
That you'd say you're twenty three
And have been for a decade.

Sing! Sing, I command thee! Sing, my pretties!

Also: Need an example of a really crappy job.

I went out to party
It was really a bender
I broke into your car, drove off,
And destroyed a fender
Well, next week's my birthday,
And I hope my gift from you
Will just be the promise
That you will not sue...
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