January 16th, 2004

Zero Punctuation - Demon Thing

[Gaming] Arcade Bull. Plus other crapola.

Good: Handing Guile his ass in SvC:Chaos.
Better: Handing Riot of the Blood Iori his ass in SvC:Chaos.
Best: Going to heaven and handing Athena her ass in SvC:Chaos, and thus being dubbed the best Chaos player in the county by the arcade manager.

Also: We're losing Samurai Shodown 5. While it's a fun one, they're not making any money off it. The new characters are severely overbalanced, the bossed disgustingly cheap, and the AI pathetic except for said bosses. So out it goes... and in comes Guilty Gear XX. SQUEE.

softreset opens today. I'd like to join, but I'm just worried about time (and having to fill out an app). Of course, as I say this, an Al Bhed OC is running around in my head, trying to get out through my nose or ears. X-2 is corrupting my brain!

And finally, ladies and gentlemen... It's time for us to play a little game we like to call... HOEDOWN! Today's theme... The Police Officer Hoedown!
I work for the Sheriff's Office
I hunt bad guys like a shark
I was a homicide detective
But now I am a NARC
I broke into Wayne's house once
When I was undercover
Instead of finding drugs I found
Porn of Drew Carey's mother...

(Psst. This is your cue. Comment and add your own. If you're unfamiliar with Whose Line Is It ANYWAY?, you can find a pretty good example of a Hoedown here.)
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