April 18th, 2002

Zero Punctuation - Demon Thing

Hoo Ha.

11 months of tests! All at once! All for you!

Which Empire Records Character Are You? AJ
Which Action Star Are You? James Bond
What Role Would You Play in a Movie? Sidekick
Which Silent Film Starlet Are You? Lillian Gish
Which BishInk Pairing Are You? Tseng x Rufus
Which LJ User Are You? 435
How Immature Are You? Somewhat Immature
What is Your Meaning of Life? Intelligence
Which Bond Villain Are You? Oddjob
Do You Take To Many Online Tests? Guard Llama
DeathKiddy Test: Skate Kiddy
What Animal Best Portrays Your Sexual Appetite? Gazelle
Which John Cusack Are You? Martin Blank from Grosse Pointe Blank
Which Willy Wonka Character Are You? (Test Dead, Results Unknown)
Which Beatle Are You? George Harrison
Which Tank Girl Character Are You? Jet Girl
How Homophobic Are You? Not Homophobic... in fact, they say I'm Gay!
Which Greek Goddess Are You? Athena
Which Classic Book Are You? Hamlet
Which Matrix Character Are You? Tank & Dozer
Which Character From Daria Are You? Daria
Which Doc Marten Are You? Burgundy Patent
Which ShinRa-ite Are you? Rude
The Grammar Test: Grammar Expert - 100%
Were You A Gifted Child? Yes - 74%
Are You More Like Leah or Jason? More Like Leah
What Jesus Would You Be? So Not Jesus
Which Nationality Are You? Japanese
What Kinda Shit Are You? A Floater
What Color Dragon Should You Ride? Brown
Would You Survive a Horror Movie? Oh hell yes.
Which Sex and The City Player Are You? Miranda
Which British Band Are You? Radiohead
Which Spice Girl Are You? Mel C.
What Color Are You? Yellow
Which Firearm Are You? Fabrique National P90
Which Star-Crossed Marvel Lover Are You? Spiderman
Which Tetris Block Am I? L-Shaped Block
Which Action Filmstar Are You? Robert DeNiro
What is Your Highschool Label? Unique
What Torture Would You Be? Burned at the Stake
What Sesame Street Character Are You? Ernie
What D&D Character Are You? True-Neutral Halfing Ranger/Bard
What Should Your New Year's Resolution Be? To Seduce as Many People As Possible...
What Mythical Beast Best Represents You? Griffin
What Color Should You Dye Your Hair? Black
What Will Your Result To This Quiz Be? Mr. Saturn
What Dictator Are You? Saddam Hussein
Which Lion King Character Are You? Older Simba
Which Tarot Card Are You? Wheel of Fortune
Which Colossal Death Robot Are You? Gigantor
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11 months of tests! All at once! All for you!

<a href="http://shescrafty.bitchy.nu/quizzes/empire.html">Which Empire Records Character Are You?</a> AJ
<a href="http://shescrafty.bitchy.nu/quizzes/action.html">Which Action Star Are You?</a> James Bond
<a href="http://silent-mind.net/~addict/quiz/movie.html">What Role Would You Play in a Movie?</a> Sidekick
<a href="http://www.sailorvenus.org/Viluy/ssquiz">Which Silent Film Starlet Are You?</a> Lillian Gish
<a href="http://www.bishink.org/bishink/misc/pairing.html">Which BishInk Pairing Are You?</a> Tseng x Rufus
<a href="http://www.livejournal.com/talkread.bml?journal=outlaw_jesus&itemid=62116">Which LJ User Are You?</a> <lj user=dakuootta>
How Immature Are You? Somewhat Immature
<a href="http://imagination.nu/lifetest.htm">What is Your Meaning of Life?</a> Intelligence
<a Href="http://www.physics.usyd.edu.au/~mar/villain.html">Which Bond Villain Are You?</a> Oddjob
<a href="http://www.mcsweetie.com/tests/">Do You Take To Many Online Tests?</a> Guard Llama
<a href="http://www.deathboy.co.uk/test">DeathKiddy Test:</a> Skate Kiddy
<a href="http://home.neo.rr.com/bugslair/sextest/comparison.htm">What Animal Best Portrays Your Sexual Appetite?</a> Gazelle
<a href="http://members.aol.com/couplandesque/quizzes/johnquiz.htm">Which John Cusack Are You?</a> Martin Blank from Grosse Pointe Blank
Which Willy Wonka Character Are You? (Test Dead, Results Unknown)
Which Beatle Are You? George Harrison
<a href="http://www.selectsmart.com/FREE/select.php3?client=tankgirl">Which Tank Girl Character Are You?</a> Jet Girl
<a href="http://www.freakcentral.com/cgi-bin/quiz/quizzz.cgi?howhomophobicareyou">How Homophobic Are You?</a> Not Homophobic... in fact, they say I'm Gay!
<a href="http://www.paleothea.com/quiz.html">Which Greek Goddess Are You?</a> Athena
<a href="http://lenpal.bostonwebspace.com/quiz/index.php">Which Classic Book Are You?</a> Hamlet
Which Matrix Character Are You? Tank & Dozer
<a href="http://www.musetta.net/quizzes/dariaquiz.html">Which Character From <i>Daria</i> Are You?</a> Daria
<a href="http://www.liquid2k.com/docmartenquiz/quiz.html">Which Doc Marten Are You?</a> Burgundy Patent
Which ShinRa-ite Are you? Rude
<a href="http://www.geekykid.net/">The Grammar Test:</a> Grammar Expert - 100%
<a href="http://www.geekykid.net/">Were You A Gifted Child?</a> Yes - 74%
<a href="http://www.geekykid.net/">Are You More Like Leah or Jason?</a> More Like Leah
<a href="http://www.angelfire.com/goth/outcast/quiz.html">What Jesus Would You Be?</a> So Not Jesus
Which Nationality Are You? Japanese
<a href="http://www.thisisacryforhelp.com/shitquiz.htm">What Kinda Shit Are You?</a> A Floater
<a href="http://www.selectsmart.com/FREE/select.php?client=ciaran">What Color Dragon Should You Ride?</a> Brown
Would You Survive a Horror Movie? Oh hell yes.
Which <i>Sex and The City</i> Player Are You? Miranda
<a href="http://members.aol.com/radioheadchick/quizzes/british.htm">Which British Band Are You?</a> Radiohead
<a href="http://pages.prodigy.net/jesty/spicegirls/spicegirls.html">Which Spice Girl Are You?</a> Mel C.
<a href="http://www.stvlive.com/oddities/quizme/color/">What Color Are You?</a> Yellow
<a href="http://selectsmart.com/FREE/select.php?client=test01">Which Firearm Are You?</a> Fabrique National P90
<a href="http://www.tribolum.com/tests/marvellove">Which Star-Crossed Marvel Lover Are You?</a> Spiderman
<a href="http://www.geocities.com/which_tetris_block_am_i/">Which Tetris Block Am I?</a> L-Shaped Block
<a href="http://quiz.oishikatta.com/action/">Which Action Filmstar Are You?</a> Robert DeNiro
<a href="http://www.boomspeed.com/hippieana2">What is Your Highschool Label?</a> Unique
<a href="http://www.selectsmart.com/FREE/select.php?client=torture_devices">What Torture Would You Be?</a> Burned at the Stake
What Sesame Street Character Are You? Ernie
<a href="http://www.students.uiuc.edu/~ellingwd/dndwho/index.html">What D&D Character Are You?</a> True-Neutral Halfing Ranger/Bard
<a href="http://users.rcn.com/leviadams/quiz.htm">What Should Your New Year's Resolution Be?</a> To Seduce as Many People As Possible...
<a href="http://www.yayajon.com/watercircle/beastquiz.html">What Mythical Beast Best Represents You?</a> Griffin
<a href="http://www.geocities.com/morbidkindagirl/White/Other/tests/hair.html">What Color Should You Dye Your Hair?</a> Black
<a href="http://napoleon.xidus.net/test/quiz/resultquiz.html">What Will Your Result To This Quiz Be?</a> Mr. Saturn
<a href="http://www.poisonedminds.com/tests/dic/">What Dictator Are You?</a> Saddam Hussein
<a href="http://www.selectsmart.com/FREE/select.php?client=CrazyCoasterCo">Which Lion King Character Are You?</a> Older Simba
<a href="http://www.zenhex.com/tests/tarot/">Which Tarot Card Are You?</a> Wheel of Fortune
<a href="http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/tests/giantrobot/">Which Colossal Death Robot Are You?</a> Gigantor
<a href="http://www.hollowmind.net/labyrinth</a>Which Labyrinth Character Are You Most Like?</a> Ludo
<a href="http://www.eden.rutgers.edu/~alyssa13/xmen">What X-Men Character Are You?"</a> Remy LeBeau (Gambit)
<a href="http://www.stvlive.com/oddities/quizme/internetaddict/">Are You Addicted To The Internet?</a> Average@Internet-User.com - 55%
Which Chess Piece Are You? White Bishop
<a href="http://members.tripod.co.uk/littlefoot82/breakfastquiz.html">Which Breakfast Food Are You?</a> Glass of Milk
<a href="http://members.tripod.com/~womens_voices/BF100/BF100.html?submit=I+understand+it+is+a+satire">Butch vs. Femme Test:</a> Androgyne
<a href="http://soul-reflector.net/vida/drug">What Illegal Substance Are You?</a> Marijuana
<a href="http://www.shokraw.com/angelinatest.html">Which Angelina Jolie Are You?</a> Kate Libby (aka Acid Burn) from Hackers
<a href="http://ara11.org/killquiz.html">What's Your High-Yield Killing Method?</a> Natural Disaster
<a href="http://www.liquid2k.com/buttered/duck.html>What Rubber Ducky Are You?</a> Sad Duck
<a href="http://liquid2k.com/buttered/vampire.html">What's Your Inner Vampire?</a> Brad Pitt
<a href="http://www.geocities.com/Mary_Sues/axltest.htm">Which Axl Are You?</a> Indiana Axl
<a href="http://www.selectsmart.com/FREE/select.php?client=MadShrubbery">What Kind of Southerner Are You?</a> Louisiana
<a href="http://www.dynapost.com/jennifer/jennifer/barbie.html">Which Barbie Are You?</a> Harley Barbie
<a href="http://mewing.net/cryquiz.html">What's Your Battlecry?</a> Meep!
<a href="http://jamie.almostbroken.net/tests/test.html">What HTML Tag Are You?</a> FONT tag
<a href="http://shescrafty.bitchy.nu/quizzes/quizzes.html">Are You A Ho?</a> Not a Ho
<a href="http://shescrafty.bitchy.nu/quizzes/quizzes.html">Who's Your Movie Sidekick?</a> Lynn
<a href="http://shescrafty.bitchy.nu/quizzes/quizzes.html">Which Buffy Guy Are You?</a> Giles
<a href="http://shescrafty.bitchy.nu/quizzes/quizzes.html">Which <i>Hackers</i> Character are You?</a> Cereal Killer
<a href="http://mewing.net/fault.html">What's Your Fault?</a> Fake
<a href="http://mewing.net/chertest.html">The Cher Quiz:</a> 40% Proto-Cher
<a href="http://mewing.net/nonoffensive.html">The Non-Offensive Quiz:</a> Old Teeshirt
<a href="http://mewing.net/deathquiz.html">How Will You Die?</a> Murdered
<a href="http://mewing.net/nyu.html">What Kind of NYU Student Are You?</a> Vengeful Stern Materialist
<a href="http://www.rayray.net/sappy/whichballad.php">What Sappy Movie Ballad Are You?</a> <u>I've Had the Time of My Life</u> from <i>Dirty Dancing</i>
<a href="http://hilite.nu/blog/quiz1.html">What LotR Character is Your Concubine?</a> Gandalf
<a href="http://flyingparty.com/jax/quiz/pastlife.html">What Were You in a Past Life?</a> Prince
<a href="http://www.cruel-angels.com/quiz.html"> How Much of a Freak Are You?</a> Strange
<a href="http://www.pheeb.com/amiry/trekquiz.html">Which Star Trek Character Are You?</a> Spock
<a href="http://www.selectsmart.com/FREE/select.php?client=beatnik">Which Beatnik Are You?</a> Allen Ginsberg
<a href="http://www.masterninja.com/weapons/upt/">What Kind of Human Are You?</a> Shitstick
<a href="http://www.geraldfield.com/cgi-bin/unofficial/quizzes/sfesurvey.cgi?whatexplosiveami">What Explosive Are You?</a> Molotov Cocktail
<a href="http://www.devaluate.com/~festy/fetish/">What's Your Fetish?</a> Hentai
<a href="http://www.selectsmart.com/FREE/select.php?client=sanaginoyume">Are You High-Maintenance?</a> Low Maintenance
<a href="http://blog.ravenblack.net/quiz/flavour.pl">What Flavour Are You?</a> Beef
<a href="http://www.furiesfire.com/quiz/">Which Poet Are You?</a> T.S. Eliot
<a href="http://www.thisisacryforhelp.com/killerquiz.htm">What Serial Killer Are You?</a> David Berkowitz (Son of Sam)
<a href="http://www.shokraw.com/winonatest.html">Which Winona Ryder Are You?</a> Charlotte Flax from <i>Mermaids</i>
<a href="http://www.geocities.com/vonhase/superhero.html">Do You Have Superpowers?</a> Cybernetics
<a href="http://www.yayness.net/jenverz/tests/bodypart/">What Bodypart Are You?</a> Head
<a href="http://similarminds.com/">Ennegram Test:</a> 2 and 4
<a href="http://dork.com/pito">What David Lynch Character Are You?</a> Lynn
<a href="http://valvigirl.net/quizzes/ppgquiz.html">What <i>Powerpuff Girls</i> Character Are You?</a> The Mayor
<a href="http://violeteyes.org/nightmare/index.html">What <i>Nightmare Before Christmas</i> Character Are You?</a> Jack Skellington
<a href="http://www.pyrrha.org/pulp">What <i>Pulp Fiction</i> Character Are You?</a> Butch
<a href="http://people.hws.edu/colleenlogan/children.html">What Children's Storybook Character Are You?</a> Curious George
<a href="http://www.white-silence.com/stest.html">Which <i>Sonic Adventure 1 or 2</i> Character Are You?</a> Miles 'Tails' Prower
<a href="http://people.hws.edu/colleenlogan/mphg.html">What <i>Monty Python and the Holy Grail</i> Character Are You?</a> Tim the Enchanter
<a href="http://yesterday.pick-me.net/tests/rugrats/rugrats.html">Which <i>Rugrats</i> Character Are You?</a> Tommy
<a href="http://www.selectsmart.com/FREE/select.php?client=hairband">Which 80's Hair Band Are You?</a> Def Leppard
<a href="http://www.users.drew.edu/jleto/endless/">Which Member of the Endless Are You?</a> Desire
<a href="http://www.selectsmart.com/FREE/select.php?client=timetoplay">Which Horror Movie Villain Are You?</a> Evil Ash
<a href="http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/tests/drunk/">What Kind of Drunk Are You?</a> I'm SOOOOOOO Drunk
<a href="http://blog.ravenblack.net/quiz/videogame.pl">What Old-School Video Game Character Are You?</a> Scorched Earth Tank
<a href="http://chaosbunnie.artistrealm.org/quizzes/quiz1.html">What Character in Beth's Head Are You?</a> Raze
<a href="http://www.stahlet.net/content/uquiz.html">The Underwear Test:</a> Boyleg Undies
<a href="http://www.geraldfield.com/cgi-bin/unofficial/quizzes/sfesurvey.cgi?whatcalvinareyou">What Calvin Are You?</a> Hobbes
What Kind of Fangirl Are You? Anime
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