March 27th, 2002

Zero Punctuation - Demon Thing

How...

Question: How the hell do I look less professional in a turtleneck sweater than the three ladies whom also wore turtleneck sweaters?

Answer: I'm MALE.

This is official. Men are to always wear a shirt and tie. No deviance in that equation. Hence why I got into a bit of minor trouble... Because I HATE TIES. Grumble.

The restriction to women's dress? Socks/hose must be worn. Wah.
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