March 23rd, 2002

Zero Punctuation - Demon Thing

Fuxored Up.

dakuootta's livejournal?
(since some of you don't get it: this is an "interpretation" of the content in dakuootta's journal.)

Congratulations: drunk. Even though that would be leaving the reason
that would you; have a for The department, thus making the department,
thus making the kid's okay and they were on the PAL version of us you
happen into a nice if you interact Then your hair username or origin,
except that the three of them.

It and press the first: Shenmue Shasta whom is the gruff facial hair and
they were on contract. I have No one Ashi. It and press the price
on contract.

-- dakuootta

hack by evan;

inspiration by jwz's dadadodo.
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Zero Punctuation - Demon Thing

Explaination Time.

My previous post wasn't that intelligible. Now that I've calmed a bit, let me elucidate.

1402 hours: Woman comes in to buy a Coach bag, wallet, keychain, conditioner and cleaner. Grand total, 512$US before tax.
1405: Ring sale. Suspended so I can call the bank.
1406: Call credit authorization. Get tol I need to call someone else after extended hold.
1412: Call cash office. Confuse the two newbies.
1416: Call MasterCard. After longer hold, get told to call card issuer.
1424: Call CapitolOne. Put on hold.
1431: Get authorization code.
1432: Customer changes mind.

Admittedly, I was expecting her to. You do not wait a half-hour and still feel okay about your credit. But her reason had nothing to do with that. Her reason?

"It just isn't RED enough."


[UPDATE] She came back and bought the bag. From someone else. RAGE.
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