February 8th, 2002

Zero Punctuation - Demon Thing

Question and Answer Time.

Okay, now. Here's the situation... You've been dating someone for five months, and finally decide to move on. How do you end it?

  1. Tell them politely over dinner.
  2. Come over to their house and tell them nicely, but firmly. Bring their stuff.
  3. Call them up and tell them that way.
  4. Stop by their work, say 'It's Over' and walk away.
  5. Leave a message on their answering machine.
  6. Drop them a Dear John letter.
  7. Drop them a Dear John email.


  8. Call them up, immediately play American Woman front to back, and hang up. (Think of the lyrics)

One of these happened to my co-worker the other day. Courtesy of her now-ex-boyfriend.

Is it just me, or is that tackier than chartreuse shag carpet?
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