Human Virus Scanner
The virus that have infected you will be show here along with thier cures, if known.
Viruses you suffer from:
- Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!
- Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]
- Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.
- Stop wearing the stick-on ears.
- Go read Brunching
- Life is not a game.
Roll 3D6. On a 4 or more go out and do something with your life.
- No need for cure. Benign virus.
- Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.
- Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a friday.
- Stop caring!
- Brand Names
- Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.
- Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.
- Computer Games
- Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.
- Conspiracy Theory
- Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.
- If you find one tell us.
- Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.
- Use a mouse with more than one button.
Viruses you might suffer from:
- Linux (95%)
- Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.
- Industrial (70%)
- Everyone likes folk. No, really. Maybe you should listen to the Incredible String Band.
- Religion (90%)
- Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)
- X11 (60%)
- I hear Mac OS 10 Aqua is nice at this time of year.