One, My writing instructor didn't show for the final. o_o
Two, one of the students in my art class brought in her final. As she was presenting it, one of the other students looked at it for a long time, then turned to the teacher.
"Amy?" she asked, a puzzled look on her face. "Isn't this your art?"
The teacher's face curled into a catlike grin. "Yes."
The classmate that was presenting? Her face went ashen.
Oh, and I had to dodge stomach chaff on the train.
I think I did okay.