Four Thirty Five (435) wrote,
Four Thirty Five

Did any of you send a strip-o-gram to my address, for a 'Kevin'?

Because that was pure hilarity if you did.

Her: *sultry voice* Hi, is Kevin in?
Me: There's no Kevin at this address.
Her: *blank stare* Uhh... Apartment 525?
Me: Yeah.
Her: You -sure- (pronounced 'shuuuuuuuuur') there's no Kevin here?
Me: Very.
Her: Well, poop. If he comes home, call me so I can come deliver a message for him? *offers card*
Me: ...Whatever. *takes card*
Her: Have a good eveneeeeeen.
Me: *closes door, looks at card, starts laughing, posts to LJ*

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