Because that was pure hilarity if you did.
Her: *sultry voice* Hi, is Kevin in?
Me: There's no Kevin at this address.
Her: *blank stare* Uhh... Apartment 525?
Her: You -sure- (pronounced 'shuuuuuuuuur') there's no Kevin here?
Her: Well, poop. If he comes home, call me so I can come deliver a message for him? *offers card*
Me: ...Whatever. *takes card*
Her: Have a good eveneeeeeen.
Me: *closes door, looks at card, starts laughing, posts to LJ*