*series of horrid noises*
This is a test of the Emergency Blogging System. The bloggers of your area, in voluntary cooperation with Federal, State, and Local blogging protocols, have developed this system to keep you informed in the event of a posting. If this had been an actual posting, the annoying signal you just heard would have been followed by text or test results. This system serves the 435 journal. This concludes this test of the Emergency Blogging System.
I posted this as a comment on another journal and liked it so much I had to post it here. Yes, I'm lame.