[Life] The Weird Things One's Mind Brings Up...

I have been in customer service for pver a decade and a half. Early in grade school, I began serving lunch in order to pay for mine.

That's how I learned to eat so quickly... When all was said and done, I usually had five to ten minutes to eat before class was back in session.

This also probably explains why I'm still somewhat hefty. And why I have a good customer service and work ethic.