"Just noticed you aren't currently enrolled!"
I've told you that how many times?
"Sorry, but this office is only for currently existing U.W. students."
...How convenient.
"If you like, I can transfer you on over to admissions and they can help you there."
...Okay, fine, whatever.
*transfer*
A woman whom sounds like I feel about customer service answers. Only I know that whore gets paid more than I.
"Admissions."
I yabber about how whom I am and what I'm trying to get.
"Hold."
Wha? Three minutes of silence, then they get back to the phone.
"What's your question again?"
Repeat.
"Can you come in on Thursday for the transfer student meeting?"
Check my work schedule. 10am-close. Newp.
"Can't help you, then. Call again Monday."
*click*
...
WHY THE FUCK DO THESE PEOPLE NOT WANT TO TAKE MY MONEY? ;_;
*goes into the Riot of the Bile*