Four Thirty Five (435) wrote,
Four Thirty Five
435

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass-kissing that will put you over the top.


Taken from the CCCP Member Only Forums.



Yuri says, "Hey There was a Yuri here before me right?"
Shingo thinks there was.
Hikaru says, "... sorta."
Yuri says, "Did.. She like stop playing right as Sakura attacked her and held an attack in her defense que..?"
Yuri says, "Cause.. For some reason I have a hadouken here"
King says, "Somewhat, to the extent of my knowledge."
King says, "Eeenteresting."
Yuri says, "It must be one crazy hadouken.. Tracking me down.. all this time.. to knock on the door, or try to catch me when I'm not looking."
King says, "It's the Jehova's Witness hadouken."
Hikaru works on that.
Yuri says, "I'm just going to cancel it anyway, but it's still kind of funny."
Hikaru says, "Not yet."
Yuri says, "umm okay"
Tony says, "*dingdong* Hello? *HAAAADOOOOUUUUKEEN!*"
Hikaru says, "Okay, it's removed."
King | *dingdong* 'Who is it?' 'Hadouken.' 'Oh, really, I thought is was a land shark!' *opens door* *Yuri is eaten by a landshark*
Shingo says, "Landsharks love hobitsesssss."
Hikaru says, "For those that are curious, the timestamp on it was: Sat Dec 11 12:50:24 2004"
Jackal says, "Clearly. Yuri was so intimidated by the hadouken, she left the game."
Yuri has been hunted by that hadouken for a very long time.
Shingo laughs.
Yuri says, "Well you should of saw the numbers on it!"
Hikaru says, "It was a mighty small hadouken."
Yuri says, "Small maybe, but it musta been fast and .. tracking"
King says, "Small. Like the uranium atom."
Geese knows where it was from, now.
Hikaru says, "It looks like it was the result of a projectile war, 'cuz it'd lost some power."
Shingo says, "So not only was it tracking Yuri down, it was also a war veteran."
Acacia says, "The Haunting Hadouken."
King says, "No, that was from malnutrition. It hadn't been eating, lest it miss it's opportunity to smack the female Sakazaki."
Acacia says, "The Hadouken of Christmas Past."
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