Four Thirty Five (435) wrote,
Four Thirty Five

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[Qs] On God...

"War is God's way of teaching Americans geography." (Ambrose Bierce)

"Somewhere, there is a very fat and very naked hairy man jumping up and down in the shower singing a country song. Think about that the next time you ask to be omniscient." (Anonymous, from a customer)

"A subject for a great poet would be God's boredom after the seventh day of creation." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche)

"And on the seventh day, God stepped back and said 'There is my creation, perfect in every way ... oh, damn it, I left pot all over the place. Now they'll think I want them to smoke it. Now I have to create Republicans." (Bill Hicks, American comedian, 1961-1994)

"I have too much respect for the idea of God to make it responsible for such an absurd world." (Georges Duhamel)

"I once asked a Jesuit priest what was the best short prayer he knew. He said, 'Fuck it,' as in 'Fuck it; it's in God's hands.'" (Sir Anthony Hopkins)

"If your purpose in life is to entertain the gods, you might as well put on a good show." (Anonymous)

"The gods are too fond of a joke." (Aristotle)

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