Time to give your examples of the world's worst... Person to be stuck in a liferaft with.
[Colin steps forward]
"I saw an island a few hours back when you were sleeping, but it looked really dirty."
*BZZT*
[Wayne steps forward]
"Let's see what's at the bottom of the boat!" *mocks sawing through raft bottom*
*BZZT*
[435 steps forward]
*BZZT*
[435 steps back]
[Ryan steps forward]
"I know every Michael Bolton song ever written. Number one..."
*BZZT*
[435 steps forward]
"I hope you don't mind me masturbating in my fursuit..."
*BZZT*
[Ryan steps forward
"Doesn't the sound of the Bee Gees' voices really get you horny?"
*BZZT*
[Colin steps forward]
"I whittled toothpicks out of the oars."
*BZZT*
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